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A Black Comedy by nonjon. COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
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The summer prior to 6th year Harry deals with Tom in a decisive, if accidental manner. That summer Harry gets a girl friend in Susan Bones, and sets about some self improvement. It is after this change to himself he discovers something a bit disturbing about the Wizarding World, something that Hermione Granger is determined to use to her advantage.
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Best Funny Harry Potter Fanfiction. Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes. A Black Comedy by nonjon. Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281. Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB. Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619. Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious. Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot. Out of the Fire and into the Cupboard by HalfASlug.
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This one is short and very funny ! great cracky Nonjon story. ^ A oneshot where Hagrid teaches Harry Occlumency. ^ Harry rebels against Umbridge and Snape in fifth year in the crackiest ways possible.
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Funny, very sexy one-shot. Rated M. The author has OVER 900 Harry Potter fan fictions, mostly erotic one-shots. Go go go!] Addict by Redcandle17 (#47) Padma Patil is intelligent, respected, and successful. And she's addicted to being fucked by some stupid ex-Death Eater wannabe just released from prison.
At that point, I switch to headcanon where he miraculously survives
Crazy Harry Potter. Sassy Harry Potter. Voldemort won the war 20 years ago. Magical Britain is at peace. That is until someone decided to kidnap the Dark Lord and then invoke the wrath of a previously unknown husband. Who is quite pissed off and finds the Death Eaters pointless at best and dispensable at worst.
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Harry is at his wit's end, trying to find a therapist that suits him. With some help from Minerva, he settles on the unassuming, hard-hitting Dr. Ashford--the same therapist, interestingly enough, Draco Malfoy visits. Brought together once more, Harry finds an unlikely companion in Draco, in between sessions.
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Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 22 - Published: Aug 22, 2006 - Peter P., Lucius M. Voldemort tries to be evil, but his Death Eaters just keep on embarrassing him. Includes Barty and his obession with practical jokes, Rabastan and his fear of the trivial, Snape and his.
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Recommended by: VortexRyder, Looney Toons, boonerunner. Status: Complete. Synopsis: Harry and Hermione make plans to carry out the Potter family legacy and rob the wizarding world blind. Ron ends up becoming a Dark Lord and starts his own harem while Mrs. Weasley plots to have hundreds of grandchildren.
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Drama. One night at 3 AM, Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore wake up to find that the prophecy has taken an unforeseen turn. "Congratulations Headmaster," said Harry, voice laden with unholy glee, "you're the Chosen One!". (aka the Body Swap Fic no one asked for) Language: English. Words: 36,303. Chapters:
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1. beetnemesis • 9 yr. ago. Harry Potter and the Natural 20, a story where a D&D teen wizard is accidentally summoned to our world, and goes to school with Harry and co. Very funny, especially if you know about tabletop RPGs. 9. paperhurts • Crack ain't whack. • 9 yr. ago.
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Haridan the Cautious by SpoonandJohn reviews. With all three of his opponents dead before the Third Task, Harry decides to take a novel approach to a dangerous situation facing him: caution. Incidentally, this will allow him to get a little bit of revenge on everyone at the same time. Plus, he really needs to finish his Potions essay.
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They can be stupid funny, sarcastic, parodies, just anything that makes people laugh. Billy Mays hosts the most important infomercial of his life. Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: Apr 10, 2009 - Complete. Harry and Draco are in a toy store when.
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Breaking Tradition by Mortalus reviews. When Harry Potter dies at the ripe old age of 107, an unlikely mourner comes to visit his grave. Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 1,997 - Follows: 375 - Published: Jul 17, 2002 - Severus S., Voldemort - Complete.
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Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents. Spurred on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY.
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Harry Potter | Neville Longbottom Harry Potter Hermione Granger Ron Weasley | Mystery Romance Action Funny Friendship Family Going to Hogwarts was Della Valley's dream. She dreamed of going ever since she was five years old as she watched her oldest sister leave on the train six years ago but now it was her turn.